-St. Bernard's are just fat rottweilers
-the supreme court has a ton of sour cream (hence the supreme part of the name).
-The old Asian man who always swats on Grand River is Mr. Christians cat sitter and lover. He has to watch out for Mr. Christians because Lenny is at his house throwing a party and kicked him out.
-Shoes have feelings
-Switch to Velcro
-The earth is hollow and other populations live inside (such as Nicholas Cage)
-Mars is made of M&M's
-M&M's are the ultimate bank robbers and never get caught
-Skittles are cops that hate M&M's with a burning passion and want to put them in jail forever.
-The world is slightly ending because the mole people and Nicholas Cage are shutting down the gravity generators at the center if the Earth.
-Faeries do exist. They eat children and Irish people.
-Sci-fy movies are actually alien propaganda films trying to show the human race that the Earth has already been invaded multiple times due to our strategic placement in space.
-H.P Lovecraft really did have a portal to another dimension, but when the other-worldly beings turned on him, he was forced to close the portal and destroy it.
-Mr. Rogers is Richard Nixon
-Dora is pregnant at age 16 (not a conspiracy theory it is actually true)
-Gay boy is trying to murder me
-the supreme court has a ton of sour cream (hence the supreme part of the name).
-The old Asian man who always swats on Grand River is Mr. Christians cat sitter and lover. He has to watch out for Mr. Christians because Lenny is at his house throwing a party and kicked him out.
-Shoes have feelings
-Switch to Velcro
-The earth is hollow and other populations live inside (such as Nicholas Cage)
-Mars is made of M&M's
-M&M's are the ultimate bank robbers and never get caught
-Skittles are cops that hate M&M's with a burning passion and want to put them in jail forever.
-The world is slightly ending because the mole people and Nicholas Cage are shutting down the gravity generators at the center if the Earth.
-Faeries do exist. They eat children and Irish people.
-Sci-fy movies are actually alien propaganda films trying to show the human race that the Earth has already been invaded multiple times due to our strategic placement in space.
-H.P Lovecraft really did have a portal to another dimension, but when the other-worldly beings turned on him, he was forced to close the portal and destroy it.
-Mr. Rogers is Richard Nixon
-Dora is pregnant at age 16 (not a conspiracy theory it is actually true)
-Gay boy is trying to murder me