The fluorescent flamingo’s formidable opponent, the firefly fetus, franchised FedEx and flirted with the freaky fox to frustrate the flamingo.
The glittery weatherman used his gnomish stature and guile to galvanize the grotesque goat groomer.
Ian the indestructible infant seems indifferent when it came to Indian beans and his insomniac infant twin, they both were intolerable.
On a whim, the wealthy weightlifter wrote a wonderful short novel about the western pasqueflower and welsh onions.
Amanda was appalled to attain knowledge that her adolescent anaconda ate the abnormally shaped aardvark.
The ponderous pirate couldn’t practice podiatry because his paunchy body wouldn’t allow him to painlessly prepare himself to enter his Pontiac each and every pulchritudinous morning.
The rouge relapsed and reproduced rubberlike rabbiteye raspberries, who requested to wrestle Ronald Reagan.
The teeth love stealth, the teeth sacrifice shag carpet, small farmers and all STDs to stealth.
Winnie the Pooh only writes in end rhymes because he has appendicitis and now he cannot eat avocado gelato, he decapitated a birthday cake and was on an episode of hoarders international.
Swiper only listens to Dora when she talks in slant rhymes about peaches and coconut flavored roast beef smoothies because he was grooming his (insert own thoughts here).
Plankton tried to grease Karen when she wrote him a poem without a good rhyme scheme, he failed and died.
The cow said “MoOooOoOoaudcbkeisd” when he was being abducted by aliens, he hated this onomatopoeia because he thought he sounded like a bunch of parrots trying to break Mickey Mouse out of jail, he was in jail on a unlawful offense but he did it for love so it was totally justified.
The poem “Dancing in the Bathroom” is a narrative poem, it does NOT go like this “ Everyone’s born with a beak, you have it for nearly a week. Then one day you cough, the beak just falls off. And you hope there is a nose underneath.” I do not consider this poem a narrative poem.
This poem is not a lyric poem,”There are too many kids in this tub, There are too many elbows to scrub, i just washed a behind, That I’m sure wasn’t mine, There are too many kids in this tub.”
The idle iguana isolated itself from the isosceles triangle in an igloo on the itsy-bitsy island.
The bastion protected the bandaged bears from the barbaric bats and their beaded belts.
Because of the dainty dandruff, Daisy felt dejection so she washed her hair with a dash of Dawn dish soap and dastardly killed a Duku fruit for its digestive qualities.
Because the Ibis was immature and impulsive the Impala had an incredulity about his incognito identity.
The llama lied to the linguistic leftovers about some of the ludicrous and lowercase letters of the Liberian language which didn’t make him feel liberated .
The hairless hyena has a headache from haphazardly handing out headless hybrid ham.
The felt fern frantically fetched fourteen feathers to fix the faucet for the flying feminine fence.
The quaint and quizzical quail quacked at the Quaker queen to obtain a qabalistic quilt.
The inspired Italian insect wanted to exterminate his identical twin so he called Ian from Idaho to use insecticide to kill his instrumental brother.
The dreary dodo bird was dying because the diabolical dwarf devilfish had dangled a dandelion near the deluxe disposable diaper drone.
The ornate octopus always wore oversized Obama shirts to overjoy his orthopedic surgeon, who he drank oswego tea with at 1pm on Mondays in October.
The enraptured eagle was not eager to explain the earthworms egotistical disregard for the exotic ear specialist’s endoscope.
Elinor the egret has eight eccentric eggs that elected an elderly emu as their endearing equestrian eraser that helps them embellish escargot.
While in sobriety the snail slowly swept the sanitized shack with soap to surprise Sabrina with seven sexy spacesuits filled with spaghetti.
The sozzled spider scrutinized the sloths square toes after he took his stylish stilettos off of his shrinking feet.
While in efflorescence the Everlasting Daisy had ebbed away from the eager embargo because he egged Elinor the egrets house with some eccentric eggs.
For eocene the ambassador of Eritrea proves his enmity for edental epergnes who elbow eery emu.
While the chorister caged cheeseparing chachalacas, the canty carbohydrates canned Canadian cabbage.
While the leader of the choir caged cheeseparing chachalacas, the canty carbohydrates canned Canadian cabbage.
The hibiscus on the hibachi grill harpooned the hairy hoagie because his favorite show “ Humbled Hackysacks” was on a hiatus.
The evil elf affected the eatable easter egg with his ebullience for embezzled Euros and the way he endures his enzootic eyeballs.
The rascal raccoon indulged in recrimination after the rambunctious radish ran a relay race and won.
The turtle has 127 years of life behind him and still is working to solve his own tumult, because when he was younger he spent all his money on beach balls and now nobody will leave his house.
The ferret began his tirade by burning the Japlh t-shirt Xochitl got him and ended with him screaming “SIMON IS QUEER!!!!”.
I do not believe that my thought are inscrutable but others say different, especially my closest friends.
To become a respected spokeswhale in the Banana of Whales you must go through vicissitudes, this is sad but true.
As obvious ostrich jumped out of the white van with tinted windows it tumbled down the declivity. But the good news is he gotta keep the candy.
When becoming a spokewhale you must go through training and to be enrolled in this training you must get tacit consent from your best dog food taster friend.
The subject of bunnies riding whales is taboo in the Banana of the Whales because while a bunny and a whale were doing this the online school carnivoremelons.weebly.com blew up. There were too many lives lost to talk about it ever again.
While all the schoolchildren thought of Mr. Harrell as a great teacher and cool person, behind their backs he was planning a malevolent plot where he made all of them eat avocado flavored gelato. This was all because of 2nd hour English and their malevolent habits of not doing their work but mostly because of Jalph.
Instead of doing my work I looked up strict diets and intense exercise routines to help give Jesus sinewy legs.
Carpelca works in a cigarette factor, she kidnaps orphans with her best friend Chale, they are always in penury because they make minimum wage and have to feed the orphans.
The only way that the government would know about Maxefil’s and Albert’s identity theft business is if they peruse his income and how many teacup pigs and goldfish he has named William Golding.
Penelopee married into the royal and had an affair on her husband with Babe Ruth she killed Dr. Suess with poultice so that she could steal a time machine, go back in time and claim the best book ever, Sam I Am, as her own.
Here we see distraught Cepser as she tries to escape her duty as a sheeple in a nudist cult, she wants out but doesn't want her pet bear Samuel to miss Macy Daniels (the leader).
If the unpopular president is reelected, his win will presage of the hell Medgur the muscle corn will bring to Earth by beating up all the republicans who have lizards named Obama.
Siranthumu had to leave his bunker for a few day because there was a carrion, he had to go to his brother’s bunker because the Constitution started chasing him.
Marca and her friend’s dalmations conspire to kidnap the leader of New Zealand and become dictators. The first new part of their agenda is make dalmations without diabetes illegal.
Gail is the best minion because all the big corporations love him because he makes good catchy jingles. He did track in highschool and also created the catchy jingle for Dr. Pepper “Wouldn’t you like to be a pepper, too!” as well as “Plop Plop Fizz Fizz” and “I wish I was a Oscar Meyer Weiner”.
Cricket had to pick a dirge for his dad’s funeral so he picked the song “My Ding A Ling” by Chuck Berry, while the song was playing most people looked in his direction with disgust knowing that he had picked that song.
The unwieldy spicy suburban urban venial ventriloquist vehicle (SUV) was too sassy for the boy to be friends with so he just ignored the vehicle.
The pelicans gull all the orphans with amazing talents to move to Ireland so that they can be famous and live great lives but without parents.
“JARED! Before you go impeach the cucumber water you should get all the facts. She isn’t Australian and didn’t call you Razor Blades, she is American and said Rise up lights.”
The fricken baby echidna wreaked havoc on the platypus house because he always was intoxicated and was cussing out the police.
The inexorable truth was that Jeremy's father joined a gang and was a little too busy knockin’ in heads to go get cheddar from the store, so little quirky but still popular Jeremy came home one day, groceries in hand just to see his ol’ pops at home with some new friends with many baskets of buiscuts.
The glittery weatherman used his gnomish stature and guile to galvanize the grotesque goat groomer.
Ian the indestructible infant seems indifferent when it came to Indian beans and his insomniac infant twin, they both were intolerable.
On a whim, the wealthy weightlifter wrote a wonderful short novel about the western pasqueflower and welsh onions.
Amanda was appalled to attain knowledge that her adolescent anaconda ate the abnormally shaped aardvark.
The ponderous pirate couldn’t practice podiatry because his paunchy body wouldn’t allow him to painlessly prepare himself to enter his Pontiac each and every pulchritudinous morning.
The rouge relapsed and reproduced rubberlike rabbiteye raspberries, who requested to wrestle Ronald Reagan.
The teeth love stealth, the teeth sacrifice shag carpet, small farmers and all STDs to stealth.
Winnie the Pooh only writes in end rhymes because he has appendicitis and now he cannot eat avocado gelato, he decapitated a birthday cake and was on an episode of hoarders international.
Swiper only listens to Dora when she talks in slant rhymes about peaches and coconut flavored roast beef smoothies because he was grooming his (insert own thoughts here).
Plankton tried to grease Karen when she wrote him a poem without a good rhyme scheme, he failed and died.
The cow said “MoOooOoOoaudcbkeisd” when he was being abducted by aliens, he hated this onomatopoeia because he thought he sounded like a bunch of parrots trying to break Mickey Mouse out of jail, he was in jail on a unlawful offense but he did it for love so it was totally justified.
The poem “Dancing in the Bathroom” is a narrative poem, it does NOT go like this “ Everyone’s born with a beak, you have it for nearly a week. Then one day you cough, the beak just falls off. And you hope there is a nose underneath.” I do not consider this poem a narrative poem.
This poem is not a lyric poem,”There are too many kids in this tub, There are too many elbows to scrub, i just washed a behind, That I’m sure wasn’t mine, There are too many kids in this tub.”
The idle iguana isolated itself from the isosceles triangle in an igloo on the itsy-bitsy island.
The bastion protected the bandaged bears from the barbaric bats and their beaded belts.
Because of the dainty dandruff, Daisy felt dejection so she washed her hair with a dash of Dawn dish soap and dastardly killed a Duku fruit for its digestive qualities.
Because the Ibis was immature and impulsive the Impala had an incredulity about his incognito identity.
The llama lied to the linguistic leftovers about some of the ludicrous and lowercase letters of the Liberian language which didn’t make him feel liberated .
The hairless hyena has a headache from haphazardly handing out headless hybrid ham.
The felt fern frantically fetched fourteen feathers to fix the faucet for the flying feminine fence.
The quaint and quizzical quail quacked at the Quaker queen to obtain a qabalistic quilt.
The inspired Italian insect wanted to exterminate his identical twin so he called Ian from Idaho to use insecticide to kill his instrumental brother.
The dreary dodo bird was dying because the diabolical dwarf devilfish had dangled a dandelion near the deluxe disposable diaper drone.
The ornate octopus always wore oversized Obama shirts to overjoy his orthopedic surgeon, who he drank oswego tea with at 1pm on Mondays in October.
The enraptured eagle was not eager to explain the earthworms egotistical disregard for the exotic ear specialist’s endoscope.
Elinor the egret has eight eccentric eggs that elected an elderly emu as their endearing equestrian eraser that helps them embellish escargot.
While in sobriety the snail slowly swept the sanitized shack with soap to surprise Sabrina with seven sexy spacesuits filled with spaghetti.
The sozzled spider scrutinized the sloths square toes after he took his stylish stilettos off of his shrinking feet.
While in efflorescence the Everlasting Daisy had ebbed away from the eager embargo because he egged Elinor the egrets house with some eccentric eggs.
For eocene the ambassador of Eritrea proves his enmity for edental epergnes who elbow eery emu.
While the chorister caged cheeseparing chachalacas, the canty carbohydrates canned Canadian cabbage.
While the leader of the choir caged cheeseparing chachalacas, the canty carbohydrates canned Canadian cabbage.
The hibiscus on the hibachi grill harpooned the hairy hoagie because his favorite show “ Humbled Hackysacks” was on a hiatus.
The evil elf affected the eatable easter egg with his ebullience for embezzled Euros and the way he endures his enzootic eyeballs.
The rascal raccoon indulged in recrimination after the rambunctious radish ran a relay race and won.
The turtle has 127 years of life behind him and still is working to solve his own tumult, because when he was younger he spent all his money on beach balls and now nobody will leave his house.
The ferret began his tirade by burning the Japlh t-shirt Xochitl got him and ended with him screaming “SIMON IS QUEER!!!!”.
I do not believe that my thought are inscrutable but others say different, especially my closest friends.
To become a respected spokeswhale in the Banana of Whales you must go through vicissitudes, this is sad but true.
As obvious ostrich jumped out of the white van with tinted windows it tumbled down the declivity. But the good news is he gotta keep the candy.
When becoming a spokewhale you must go through training and to be enrolled in this training you must get tacit consent from your best dog food taster friend.
The subject of bunnies riding whales is taboo in the Banana of the Whales because while a bunny and a whale were doing this the online school carnivoremelons.weebly.com blew up. There were too many lives lost to talk about it ever again.
While all the schoolchildren thought of Mr. Harrell as a great teacher and cool person, behind their backs he was planning a malevolent plot where he made all of them eat avocado flavored gelato. This was all because of 2nd hour English and their malevolent habits of not doing their work but mostly because of Jalph.
Instead of doing my work I looked up strict diets and intense exercise routines to help give Jesus sinewy legs.
Carpelca works in a cigarette factor, she kidnaps orphans with her best friend Chale, they are always in penury because they make minimum wage and have to feed the orphans.
The only way that the government would know about Maxefil’s and Albert’s identity theft business is if they peruse his income and how many teacup pigs and goldfish he has named William Golding.
Penelopee married into the royal and had an affair on her husband with Babe Ruth she killed Dr. Suess with poultice so that she could steal a time machine, go back in time and claim the best book ever, Sam I Am, as her own.
Here we see distraught Cepser as she tries to escape her duty as a sheeple in a nudist cult, she wants out but doesn't want her pet bear Samuel to miss Macy Daniels (the leader).
If the unpopular president is reelected, his win will presage of the hell Medgur the muscle corn will bring to Earth by beating up all the republicans who have lizards named Obama.
Siranthumu had to leave his bunker for a few day because there was a carrion, he had to go to his brother’s bunker because the Constitution started chasing him.
Marca and her friend’s dalmations conspire to kidnap the leader of New Zealand and become dictators. The first new part of their agenda is make dalmations without diabetes illegal.
Gail is the best minion because all the big corporations love him because he makes good catchy jingles. He did track in highschool and also created the catchy jingle for Dr. Pepper “Wouldn’t you like to be a pepper, too!” as well as “Plop Plop Fizz Fizz” and “I wish I was a Oscar Meyer Weiner”.
Cricket had to pick a dirge for his dad’s funeral so he picked the song “My Ding A Ling” by Chuck Berry, while the song was playing most people looked in his direction with disgust knowing that he had picked that song.
The unwieldy spicy suburban urban venial ventriloquist vehicle (SUV) was too sassy for the boy to be friends with so he just ignored the vehicle.
The pelicans gull all the orphans with amazing talents to move to Ireland so that they can be famous and live great lives but without parents.
“JARED! Before you go impeach the cucumber water you should get all the facts. She isn’t Australian and didn’t call you Razor Blades, she is American and said Rise up lights.”
The fricken baby echidna wreaked havoc on the platypus house because he always was intoxicated and was cussing out the police.
The inexorable truth was that Jeremy's father joined a gang and was a little too busy knockin’ in heads to go get cheddar from the store, so little quirky but still popular Jeremy came home one day, groceries in hand just to see his ol’ pops at home with some new friends with many baskets of buiscuts.
Confused? So are most of us.